DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES!
Some people say our little community is full of monsters. Sure, we’ve heard the rumors too. Killer clowns. Killer toilets. Killer prom queens. Killer vampires. Killer arcade games. And – of all the crazy things – Bigfoot showing up at poker games. One book of rumors was bad enough. But five? Come on! This is just getting ridiculous!
We invite you to visit for yourself and experience all that Dead Park has to offer: great places to work, fun places to shop, and a neighborhood that has fewer deaths per year than New York, Detroit, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, and Houston combined.
DISCOVER DEAD PARK FOR YOURSELF
We get it. The temptation is too great. If you really must know more about Dead Park, you can buy all the books here.
Learn what it’s really like to work in this beautiful and not at all evil office complex built on the grounds of a former military base.
From our beautiful new subdivision to the open air shopping mall, this is a community to die for.
Meet the jerk who thought it would read real funny to write a bunch of books disparaging our small town.
