DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES!
Some people say our little community is haunted. Nothing could be further from the truth. To be haunted you need ghosts, and if there’s one thing we do not have in Dead Park, it’s ghosts!
Go ahead. Ask around. You won’t find any ghosts in Dead Park!
You will find a thriving community of individuals who work hard, shop hard, and live well in this quiet little corner of Earth. Sure, we’ve heard the rumors too. Killer clowns. Killer toilets. Killer prom queens. Killer vampires. Killer arcade games. And – of all the crazy things – Bigfoot showing up at poker games.
We invite you to visit for yourself. Experience all that Dead Park has to offer: great places to work, fun places to shop, and a neighborhood that has fewer deaths per year than New York, Detroit, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, and Houston combined.
We love it here. And we know you will too.